Making babies : stumbling into motherhood / Anne Enright.

Contents: Apologies all round -- Breeding -- The glass wall -- Deam-time -- Birth -- Milk -- Nine months -- Time -- Advice -- Being two -- Groundhog day -- Science -- Babies: a breeder's guide -- God -- Buggies -- Staring -- Home birth -- Wriggles -- Naming -- Burps -- Hands -- Girl/Boy -- Crying -- Evolution -- Authority -- Poo -- Smell -- Too much information -- Baby-talk -- The killing cup -- Kissing -- How to panic -- Romance -- The lip of the rug -- By the time you read this, it will be true -- Sarting, Part 2 -- What's wrong with Velcro? -- Unforgiven -- Fair -- Second pregnancies -- Siblings -- Toys -- Dirt -- Other mothers, Other fathers -- How to get trolleyed while breast-feeding -- Entertaining -- On giving birth to a genius -- Dreams -- Speech -- On being loved -- It's not about you, you know -- It's not about you, you know, Part 2 -- The moment -- Worry -- Forgetting -- What it does -- Oh, Mortality

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